funny junk 

1 website, www.funnyjunk.com

2 random funny stuff. ex somthing completely random but oddly hilarious.

1: bob: hey jim did you check out funny junk today?
jim: yah, pokohomo but the funniest thing ever up.

2: tim: hey joe look at this guy ride is motorcicle backwars on the highway!
joe:thats some funny junk

funny junk by tibbly September 6, 2010

junk 

excess baggage in ass area. Can also be used to explain a male genital are. New use: if something sucks... it's junk.

"Stop staring at my junk, girl" OR in another way, "All pop music is pure junk, substenceless crap"

junk by dug August 30, 2003

Junk in the top bunk 

antonym of junk in the trunk; a female (or male) who is abnormally heavy in their bubbie region.

Joe: Dude do you see that girl over there.
Mark: Yeah she got alot of junk in the top bunk.
Steve: Hey thats my sister!

Junk in the top bunk by excessBaggage August 17, 2010

pole smoking junkie 

sum 1 that likes smoking pole "sucking dick" so much that when theyre not doing it theyre going threw withdrwrals

pole smoking junkie is like a crack head without crack

pole smoking junkie by jrebel January 18, 2010

pie junkie 

a fat person wannabe not an actual fat person but someone who wants to be fat

stuart you fecking pie junkie its ok to be thin

pie junkie by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

classic rock junkie

One who is so obsessed with the music genre "classic rock" that they proceed to declare all other music genres moot. The individual in question only allows classic rock to satisfy their musical needs and refuses to explore other genres.

Guy 1: Dude all your music sucks. You need to listen to some zeppelin or sabbath.

Guy 2: STFU. You are such a classic rock junkie.

classic rock junkie by nakedmandolinist June 20, 2009

junkie whore 

a girl so drugged or stupid that they have sex without even realizing it, and can get talked into it even while being prude

halle is such a junkie whore

junkie whore by greg June 14, 2004