Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers

by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018

lil Jon Jon

The most annoying lil fucker in all of eastmeck

/Doesn’t know what dickrider means
/SoundCloud rapper

“Yo is that lil jon jon ?”

“Yo shut up he might hear us and come over here”

by Jon jon enthusiast November 1, 2022

pulling a jon

stalking anyone in an obsessive manner

My friend was thrown in jail after pulling a jon with the sheriff's daughter.

by SomeGuy4293083 June 23, 2008

Pulling a Jon Kyl

In 2011 Jon Kyl, Republican Senator from Arizona, claimed that abortions were "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does." After his statement caught wind in the media as being a flat out lie he backpedaled stating that his remark was "not intended to be a factual statement."

This spawned the hashtag and popular meme #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. In similar context, whenever you or someone you know present information as a fact when it's actually a blatant lie it is appropriate to say Pulling a Jon Kyl. In reference to this notorious liar.

Guy 1: Did you hear what that senator said last night?! 50 million car accidents take place every year in this country

Guy 2: Don't listen to that garbage, he's just pulling a Jon Kyl.

by Ducez September 16, 2012

upside down jon doe

A upside down jon doe is when a girl is hanging upside down from the monkey bars and her weave falls out and lands in your anus.

Ex. hey bitch get up on those monkey bars, im feeling a upside down jon doe

by Upside down jon doe king March 18, 2015

The Jon Benet

Having a completely shaved pussy

During her shower this morning, my girlfriend gave herself The Jon Benet!

by ibemeubu May 13, 2009

lil jon

A "rapper" if you can call some retarded pathetic nigga that all he does it yell, mainly 3 words in his songs. It is very RARE that you hear his say other words than YEAH, WHAT, and OK in his lyrics. A disgrace to hip hop community.

A:Yo, what's that annoying background noise in this song?
B:Oh, don't mind him, his vocabulary only contains 3 words that are mastered, he's still working on some other few.

by roberto March 12, 2005