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Jack Barakat

The adorable and highly talented guitarist of the band All Time Low. He jokes about anything and everything. At the Galmour Kills Tour he admited he wanted to leave with four girls and go home to his Matt Damon blow up doll, BUT if anyone knew the real Matt Damon, bring him too. Singer Alex Gaskarth said if someone brought the real Matt Damon he would be along for the ride as well.
Jack Barakat: I need a girl, or two or three or even four to come hom with me tonight. Because all I have at home is a Matt Damon bow up doll. But if anyone knows the real Matt Damon, you can bring him.

Alex Gaskarth: If someone brings Matt Damon, I'll come too.
by JesieKonstantine829 January 4, 2010
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Jackshitter

Someone who enjoys jacking off at the same time as taking a shit. Usually a guy named Ketan.
I was watching porn while on the pot.

I couldn't help but jackshit..

When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..
by Jayjay May 3, 2014
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Jacob stegosaurus

I'm Jacob stegosaurus (I 'm fucking cringey
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Michael Jacksonitis

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.
I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.
by Swaggy102 April 22, 2015
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Spring Heeled Jack

A demon of English folklore who was first reported in the UK in the year 1837.

According to legend Spring Heeled Jack only appears at night abducting people, though he abducts women most of the time.

He is a feared demon who causes the disapearance of many; It's unknown what happens to his victims.

Spring Heeled Jack is said to look like a mustached gentleman wearing a suit, shoes, tie, gloves, top hat, and a monicle.

Spring Heeled Jack is said to jump very high and that he can leap through great distaces which gives him the appearance of flight.
(hence the name Spring Heeled Jack)

It is believed that he has super jumping abilities, others claim that his shoes have springs.

It is also belived that salt is his weakness, it is said that salt can turn him into stone.

In the legend, water can restore Jack from being a stone statue.
I saw Spring Heeled Jack Jumping over the entire neighborhood.
by SuperDinner4 March 14, 2011
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National Percy Jackson day

National Percy Jackson day is October 8th. To celebrate, draw a trident on your forearm.
Me: Did you know its National Percy Jackson day?

Person A: Yeah! I drew a trident on my forearm to celebrate.
by Your_WorstNightmare_ October 13, 2016
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captain jack

captain jack is a street name for heroin
an example of this is billy joel's song "captain jack"
"Captain jack will get you by tonight, take you to your special island, Captain jack will get you by tonight, just a little push and you'll be flying"
by matthew D January 7, 2009
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