Definitions by Your_WorstNightmare_

turtling the crack

Anal sex with a condom on. The condom is a protective shell.

"Bro, were you rawdogging her last night?"
"No way man, I was turtling the crack!"

turtling the crack by Your_WorstNightmare_ November 24, 2025

National Percy Jackson day 

National Percy Jackson day is October 8th. To celebrate, draw a trident on your forearm.

Me: Did you know its National Percy Jackson day?

Person A: Yeah! I drew a trident on my forearm to celebrate.

National Percy Jackson day by Your_WorstNightmare_ October 13, 2016