Ian

Ian is a very kind loving boy who is very shy. He doesn’t like making the first move so girls, have fun marking the effort into the relationship. He’s insecure about what his crush thinks of him and always wants her to be the one staring. When you girls laugh it’ll always make him nervous and bubbly. He does stuff to impress you like if you’re a school child he’ll try and get all A+ or maybe he’ll try to get all F- . He always talks about his crush to her bestfriend and tells her not to say anything to you about it

Ian: I got all A’s this semester

by Payton..2 March 9, 2019

Ian's Opinions

Ian's Opinions is what is usually a response to what a normal individual would say or a questions towards someone which is then hated and told that nobody cares about by someone who is usually their ex-girlfriend who has built up mass hatred towards them.

Normal Individual: Ian reads too many books.

Ian: Well I actually have finished the book which I have been reading most recently.

Ex-Girlfriend: IAN NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN OPINIONS!

Ian: Okay.

Individual: She's always hating on "Ian's Opinions".

by LOLXD21 June 19, 2018

Ian

A kid with no friends or balls. This person will never get laid

You are being such a Ian

by ♌️ October 20, 2019

ian

Not to be confused with the name "Ian". This is a reduction of "I ain't" on the model of ion, or "i don't". Pronounced "aɪˌeɪn", or basically just "I ain't" but without the t.

"Ian fuck with that."
"Ian gon' go."
"Ian even know what he say."

by hawn hawn baguette February 10, 2024

Ian

Fixes white-out and thing

Thanks, Ian

by Ian friend October 4, 2021

Ian

A gay faggot that will fill up on dick all day and all night

That Ian kid sucked 6 kids all night

by Jacob Milen May 6, 2019

Ian

A very goofy, attractive boy. He can be a bit rude at times, but overall, Ian is a chill boy. He gets in trouble quite a bit, but he’s not a bad person. Although he’s rude to most people, he’s very chill and overprotective once you get to know him. His friends always come first before he thinks of anyone else. A lot of people seem to think he’s very flirty, but that’s just Ian’s personality :). He likes monster, COD, and being rude to his friends as a joke. Sometimes I wonder how he’s still single, especially because of how cute he is.

Ian, do you want to go to the movies with me?

by absoluteindoubtt October 24, 2022