cowboy hard

Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.

Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.

Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard

Mike: *silence*

by Gonna Be Dumb, Better be Tough April 21, 2014

food hard-on

An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma

I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.

by Roundthebend November 29, 2014

Shit hard

When something is so ridiculously hard, it's stupid.

Guy: Man this level is so shit hard! The enemies keeps coming out of nowhere giving no breathing room and they swarm from behind as well. No safe zone, no health regen, and I keep running out of ammo!

by Real World July 14, 2016

rails hard

Likes to get fucked hardcore.

Bryan McGill

Wow that girl liked getting fucked so hard last night, she rails hard bro

by Just_do_it_bry July 1, 2016

Try Hard Comeback

When a person is offended by a meme, said person will make a try hard comeback. This is trying too hard to make a comeback after being put down. Such as: looking up a definition in the urban dictionary after another person put him down.

My friend made a really bad try hard comeback

by saltygayden June 11, 2018

Hoodie Hard

When people be gettin tattoos on they face, neck, and hands only. Thus giving them the appearance of being "hard" and all covered with tattoos...only when they wear hoodies, which they do at all times. Most of the time there is no tattoos anywhere on the rest of their bodies, but only those visible while wearing a hoodie. There is usually nothing "hard" at all about these individuals, and the tattoos have a distinct juvenile correctional institution look to them.

Yo did you see those fuckin kids with their faces all tatted up? Total fuckin hoodie hard posers.

by PeteNorth March 21, 2022

East coast hardcore real stuff

A term coined by Andy Parry of the Line Traveling Circus to describe the unpredictable or imperfect skiing conditions of the east coast of America. Also can be used to describe other extreme sports like longboarding/skateboarding or surfing.

Andy Parry - "It's not powder, it's not steep and deep, it's not Alta man, it's like east coast hardcore real stuff... ...man."

by Torque_Lewith April 12, 2014