Half a g

To illustrate Half of a gram of product, Usually illicit drugs.

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Ex.
Damn she snorted half a g like it was nothing

by Genesisgothic December 20, 2020

half-rats

Partially intoxicated
1800s slang re-popularized by Gen Z

When you show up to the club and you're taking some shots, but you're already half-rats

by RGSJ June 6, 2023

Half Jemima

this is the less extreme version of the Aunt Jemima gesture commonly made by some negro women and gay men meaning "don't go there girlfriend uhuh".
The gesture is made by placing one hand on the hip and using the other hand to waggle a forefinger in someones face, whilst concurrently swivelling your neck in the ancient egyptian style.

Damn woman don't you gop giving me no HALF JEMIMA, you aint my mama.

by dave namegah April 8, 2011

half serious

50% serious. Misunderstood. Serious and kidding simultaneously. Extraterrestrial soul. A madman's 'thought experiment' was simply just a thought. You decide your own level of involvement. Where are the words??? Ambivalent. Lukewarm. Outcast, weirdo, creep, misfit, loner, etc. Inability to conform. Impractical emotion. Not grounded. Lack of Earth signs in an Astrological Natal chart. am always half serious most people are either being serious or not. If being serious was a high school class a half serious person would always have a failing grade. Thoughts and feelings equally. Half(baked)Serious(stoned). Calm down I was only being half serious!!! Serious about being half serious. Nothing left to do laugh at the absurdity of everything. Invent your own meaning because I'm tired and others misinterpret everything I write or say anyways.

Don't get too emotional I am only half serious.

by 0zero0zero0zero0fun February 21, 2021

Half-Serious

Just kidding and being serious simultaneously. Mocking just kidding and being serious simultaneously. Please don't get emotional I'm only being Half-Serious. Bringing the chaos to back to conformity which spawned it. A fluid definition. Frustrating to the frustrating. Bringing the chaos to the conformists. Being grey but viewed as either black or white by others. Misunderstood. Lethargic and apathetic. Unable to stay grounded. A protest emotion of one's own emotions. Protesting being both serious and apathetic. Half-Serious about protests. A failing grade in being Serious. Whatever you need it to mean whenever you need it. Lazy or tired: I'm only Half-Serious make your own definitions for the other half of Half-Serious please and thank you!

Calm the fuck down people I'm only Half-Serious!

by 0zero0zero0zero0fun February 21, 2021

half spooled

To be moderately intoxicated.

ex: My brother was half spooled after 3 beers.

by Floody86 July 6, 2015

Half-Sammy

a half a boner. usually enough to hide in pants but makes hugs and walking around in boxers awkward.

dude, i woke up with a half-sammy and my mom saw it.

by Dreadgazebo April 12, 2011