Emperor's Goose

Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy

You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!

by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008

goose or maverick

The modern day version (for women) of the rhetorical question, "Wilma or Betty?" (Flintstones) or "Ginger or Mary Ann?" (Gilligans Island)

"Goose" being Anthony Edwards and "Maverick" being Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun.

Girl 1: Who would you rather have as your man; Goose (paino playing, family-man best-buddy type) or Maverick (buff but arrogant ladies man)

Girl 2: Goose or Maverick? Goose!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 24, 2007

goose egg

nothing; use with aim

~Hi
~Hey
~What's up?
~Goose egg. You?
~lol

by lisa February 21, 2004

loose as a goose

with roots from afro-american culture the term "loose as a goose" is used after committing an act that is either immoral, or wrongs someone in some way the perpetrator then praises him/herself with the exclamation "loose as a goose!" repetition is optional, however usually followed by a hand gesture moving in a horizontal movement with the arms pointed up at the elbow and wrists partially limp. Depending on perspective the "loose" person can either be an ass, if you are on the recieving end or a source of comedic relief if being regaled with tales of assholery.

Ermias told me yesterday that while bagging a woman's groceries she dropped a five dollar bill on the ground, he picked it up and when she noticed she dropped her five dollars and confronted Ermias he simply said "what five dollar bill?", continued with bagging groceries while repeating to himself the phrase "loose as a goose!"

by The Better Simon April 7, 2010

Goose Nips

A more meaningful name for goose bumps.

When Andrew walked outside without a shirt, he felt a chilly breeze. "Brrrr, it's so I can feel goose nips all over my skin."

by Peaky Breeki January 12, 2018

Rapist Goose

1. put your hands out like you're about to fly
2. bend your elbows
3. flatten your palms
4. drag your knees and toes across the floor at the same time
5. gather really unnecessary laughs
6. suck my fat ass dick

"dude, he's doing the rapist goose like... uh... fucking tim russert."

by davefuck January 19, 2010

Goose Mange

Dirty fat goose vagina. "Mange" originates from the japanese slang used to describe dirty hairy vagina. Slap a goose in front of it and you have yourself a "Goose Mange"

Guy 1:"You're a dork!"
Guy 2:"Well you're a goose mange!"
Guy 1:"Too far man..."

by Daddythreecheeks December 9, 2010