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Fuck Mess 

This phrase is used to refer to hair that disheveled beyond belief -- for instance, after a particularly crazy fuck session. It was inspired by the beehive fuck mess hair of Amy Winehouse. It take "bed head" to a whole new level. It can also refer to your general appearance after sexual activity when euphoria eclipses vanity.
Damn, my hair is a total fuck mess; I look like Amy Winehouse.
Fuck Mess by eviljen July 11, 2011

shit-slop-fuck-mess 

This is simular to shut up the fuck, as it was originally used in a fit of rage to describe an unkept room.
Hey! Get up! Quit laying around in your shit-slop-fuck-mess and clean up this shithole!

fuck-meow 

A fuck Meow is something that is said when a grown man has sexual intercourse with a cat.
John: DId you hear about Jimmy?
Paul: No, what happened?
John: OMG that guy fucked Sally's cat
Paul: What a fuck-Meow Jimmy is
fuck-meow by Anthony Penman April 17, 2008

Fuck-Meat 

Another term for a man's penis or cock
Suck my fuck-meat you dirty whore!!
Fuck-Meat by Bullitt November 6, 2008

fuck men 

we dont give a shit about mens day yall
woman: fuck all men
men: dies

fuck men day we kill them
fuck men by digiangl March 25, 2021