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best mutual

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by wife4kurapika. July 24, 2021

Female history teacher

You get one out of two options. A super chill nice teacher that writes easy A’s and doesn’t give much homework OR a mean teacher who gives TONS of homework every single fucking day and writes easy F’s. The second teacher isn’t liked by most people and she doesn’t care. She is just rude and expects everyone to care only about her subject. Miss girl I have different classes and a social life. I do NOT care about your 6 page class work and 5 page homework.

You: Sorry bro I have so much homework for today and I can’t go out :(
Me: It was given by a female history teacher wasn’t it
You: Yeah :(

by Nins M November 21, 2021

Feitan

Mysterious person,
I’m guessing you’re the type to keep to yourself quite often?
You don’t talk much, when you do- it’s usually some impediment you got.
( Guessing English is not really your cup of tea.)

You’re probably goth, and have a fascination with horror, gore, and shibari.

You hate it when people lust over you, especially online, yeah they’re weirdos aren’t they?

You don’t go out much, and when you do;

It’s probably within a small group of friends.

You enjoy reading, and don’t mind sitting in silence with a few candles around.

You probably make your own clothes sometimes, and hey! Good for you! It must be fun.

Hopefully people can start appreciating who you are more, and not just see you as something to thirst over.

Stay cool, Feitan.

Feitan is may be experienced in torture- which makes him unique.

Feitan prefers bookstores more than overly crowded events- unless it’s for a quick steal.

by ( OwO ) November 23, 2021

Female Baby

a Female baby is a baby that is female but is usually thought of weird rather than saying “Girl” or Unofficial terms

Dwayne: Female babies are just as ugly as male babies

Kevin: You’re silly
Only weirdos say female baby
Dwayne: I also said male??

by matycqt February 6, 2022

Female

Concrete Noun: One of the TWO Genders.

Midwife: It’s a Girl (Female)!

by MWE2004 December 27, 2021

Female007

a woman who gets paid a large quantity of money to fake seduce a man into a secluded area thinking he’s about to get some play instead he gets killed.

BigD: say Devonte I need me a Female007 g real talk

Devonte: with what money nigga??

BigD: don’t worry we gon hit that grocery store around the corner

Devonte: Ight bet, what you need that shit for anyway?

BigD: it’s this rapper I hate he loves bragging about fucking niggas bitches, ima set his bitch ass up

Davonte: bet I know this bad ho on Instagram she lightskin too!

BigD: BET SEND HER SHIT!!!

by HornyConfessions March 31, 2022

Femaelstrom

The whirlpool of turmoil unleashed by a woman scorned.

I’m still paying for the femaelstrom unlesshed when my wife found out I was cheating on her, my life has been in turmoil ever since.

by Tmrome April 9, 2022