pill-faced

Its What happens when you take a lot of pills like hydros or xanax in Louisville Kentuckey

Me and Andy got pill-faced in Louisville last weakend

by Willzleg March 16, 2008

Slut-faced-hoe-bag

A slut who enjoys publicly fucking and letting boys pick her up while feeling her up in front of their mother's.

God did you see Alicia last night at the dance, such a slut-faced-hoe-bag!

by We are Emily's December 13, 2009

Muskingum County Facial

the act of spitting snuff, or chew into the face and or eyes of an unsuspecting victim. Originates from a county in southeastern Ohio.

"That skank underclassman just insulted you dude, go give her a Muskingum County Facial."

by daddywags55 February 23, 2009

Hairy Faced Whore

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.

I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.

by Jon February 27, 2005

twat faced mong

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient

will you twat faced mong get away from the tv

by corpseman May 13, 2005

bare-faced lie

A bearded lie that remembered to shave this morning.

Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

messy facial

Porn movie pop shot make-up artistry. This is where a heavy cummer (and maybe his co-stars) deliver some thick money shots onto a porn-stars face. Looks like she’s been hit in the face with a custard pie.

Director: "Ok folks, let's wrap up this shoot ... guys stand by to give Crystal-Tipps a messy facial please .... ACTION!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006