friend hate

when your friend makes a wack ass joke and you have visceral anger in your heart but they're your friend so you love them

Friend A: "Do you use conditioner?"
Friend B: "Conditioner? I hardly know her!"
Friend A: "I friend hate you so much."

by anti-lunarch December 1, 2019

electromagnetic friends

internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves

A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends

by daone1991 January 29, 2009

Friend Farming

When an individual adds a large number of people as friends on Facebook in an attempt to appear more popular than they really are. This is despite the fact that they have never actually met any of the invited 'friends'.

Person 1: WTF? I just got a friend request on Facebook from some random I've never even met! Says she's someone's sister or something.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I got one from her too, as did everyone from our school. Don't stress, she's not a stalker. It looks like she's just friend farming.

Person 1 clicks "Ignore" with a shudder

by TheLooseMoose February 21, 2011

snapchat friend

A friend you snapchat but don't talk to at school

I don't really know much about Sam but he is one of my snapchat friends

by Taylor Tuscan March 17, 2016

Friend Crutch

Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.

A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.

Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....

Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.

by axemII June 16, 2011

Friends of Mara

Friends of Mara is referring to any love couple that is part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Look at those two, they are definitely Friends of Mara!

by FelixIsYoda August 9, 2020

Friend-D-A

Like an NDA ("Nondisclosure Agreement") that you agree to when one of your friends who works in a classified field (entertainment, government) let's you in on something not appropriate for public ears or eyes.

My friend told me what the monster looks like in the new J.J. Abrams movie because she works on the set, but I can't repeat it because I'm under a Friend-D-A.

by Snarfblatt June 8, 2011