Eric Cartmen

1.) Plural of Eric Cartman

dude: I have 24 Eric Cartmen
dude2: wtf...

by jffsiuo January 29, 2008

Eric Harris

One of a pair of shooters at a highschool in Colorado. He and his pal Dylan Klebold showed up at school late on April 20, 1999, when they arrived they planted propane bombs in the cafeteria, by the soda machines. The had the bombs set to go off at 1:17. afterward they went to the hill to watch the mayhem persue, ready to pick off the people who ran out of the building with their guns. They also had a bomb set in the car that they arrived in. when the times for the bombs to go off arrived, neither did. If the bombs had gone off, the death toll would have been in the hundreds.

As the approached the building, readying themselves for the task at hand, they took OFF their trench coats and pulled out their weapons (ill say which later) as the events occured 15 people died that day. 14 students and one teacher. 2 of the students were of course themselves, which they killed themselves in the liabrary.

They were armed with Pipe bombs, sawed off shotguns, an array of knives, a TEC9 and a rifle.

The events spawned a game called SCMRPG! or known as super columbine Massacre RPG! which is still for download somewhere. (i would suggest it, it is a rather fun game and relieves stress) it is really controversial though, but does not contain blood. it is more of a documentary, while the second half of the game is really more for fun though, as the characters are in hell fighting demons, and a southpark version of satan.

Somebody: Who were the people who shot up that school in colorado?
Me: Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, duh.
somebody: why
Me: because people bullied them, treated them like shit and stepped all over them.
Somebody: are you wearing that trenchcoat to honor them or something?
Me: no
Somebody: why then?
Me: because it looks cool

by Jake_the_Mighty October 7, 2007

eric melvin

Guitar player for the band NOFX.

man i really wish i had hair like his.

by Fuck Off May 27, 2004

eric lindros

A hockey player for the Dallas Stars.
Was once one of the greatest forces in the game but his career was unhitched due to multiple concussions. Most notably when he got ROCKED by Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.

Eric Lindros shoots, he scores

by some rand July 17, 2006

Eric Cartmen

The Fat Ass Of South Park. He is Funny and the best person on the show. Cartmen is extremly offensive to jews and black people. Cartmens Mom is also a hoe.

Kyle: Hey Cartmen Can I Have Some Candy?
Cartmen: Lets See hmm Nope Im Sorry Kyle I don't Have Any Jew Candy
Kyle: Fuck You Fat Ass

Or

Cat: meeeooow
Cartmen: no kitty this is my pot pie
Cat: meooooowww
Cartmen: NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!!
Cartmen: Mooommm Kitty's bein a dildo.
Cartmen's Mom : well then i know a certain kitty-kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight.
Cat: Meeooooooow?

by J- Fizzle June 26, 2005

Eric Connoring

The action of absolutely getting no pussy and not having friends. Many times while Eric Connoring, one is stuck in a state of being a fucking isolated faggot that loves perorming weird sexual acts to ones self.

I'm getting kind of worried… I've been Eric Connoring a lot lately

by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016

eric clapton

an absolutely amazing british blues guitarist born in ripley surrey england, and from a youn gage had picked up a guitar and went from that, listening to blues for hours upon end clapton learned from his idols such as muddy waters and robert johnson clapton started his first band at a young age, this band was the yardbirds, they had a pop following with the song for your love but clapton didnt feel right and soon left the yardbirds, he later joined john mayall and the blues breakers and enhanced his blues sound, from there he went to cream, by this point clapton had a large following of fans and his name was scrawled onto the wall of a london building saying clapton is god...from that point clapton left cream after a few years and went to blind faith a band that didnt last as long as cream or have as many records which broke up in 1970 , clapton then sponsored and played guitar for an england tour for delaney and bonnie, after that clapton tried a more low key band with derek and the dominoes derek being eric, this rouse didnt fool many people, claptons signature sound had been recognized, but while with the dominoes eric wrote his arguably most famous love song "layla" which critics originally hated due to its meaning (claptons love for george harrisons wife), after the dominoes ended clapton started his long solo career and played with many other artists off and on, and he continued to produce his hits through his solo career with songs like "let it grow" "wonderful tonight" which debued on the slowhand album "tears in heaven" which was made in honor of his son who had died falling off a balcony, and "cocaine" clapton suprised many in 91 when he played many acoustic versions of famous songs for the hit show "unplugged" among these songs were acoustic versions of "before you accuse me" "layla" and claptons instrumental "signe", through all these years clapton remains a steeple of blues music, and will always be remembered as one of the greatest guitarists of all time

eric clapton was ironically given the nickname slowhand for his blues artistry on the guitar

by thenextslowhand February 12, 2007