Los Angeles Lame Duck

When one attempts to have intercourse without "wood".

the man ran out of viagra so he resulted in a Los Angeles Lame Duck

by Mattahew February 3, 2006

duchess

a square headed fellow , remenisent of Ram-Man. prone to injury

lukes a proper duchess

by baggy man March 29, 2005

duck bear

Duckbear is the gamefaqs joke account to top all joke accounts anywhere, ever. He's a fat slob who couldn't get laid if his life depended on it.
At first he plagued LUE with his topics and messages of redemption and terror, but then he spread to all the boards on gamefaqs. Back in the day, even the administrator would get mad at him for his absolute holiness.

Duckbear(gamefaqs), Christian Carlos(gamefaqs), Soldier of Christ(BOL)

by Kahzakahna April 29, 2004

duck quacking

The sound a woman makes when a man "face fucks" her.

When a woman gives you a blow job grab the back of her head and forcefully thrust your cock in and out of her mouth as fast as you can. She will soon be gasping for air, as you continue to mouth fuck her she will sound like a duck quacking as she gasps for air.

by deliveryboy February 11, 2010

dog and ducked

Cockney rhyming slang for fucked.

I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.

by The Strut September 30, 2004

Duckburg

The slang name of Melvindale, Michigan, U.S.A. A name derived from an underground newspaper called "The Duckburg Times" that supposedly circulated there in the 1960's (?)

What's going on in Duckburg tonight?

by sameastherest November 12, 2009

Shit A Duck

An expression used when something shocking happens, be it good or bad.

Man: Shit a duck! She is fucking hot!
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Man A: Mate I lost my phone yesterday
Man B: Aw shit a duck..

by Gurtek the Destroyer June 2, 2009