self conceited douchebag

failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit

dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron

by gstar* May 7, 2011

douchebaguette

Not to be confused with a douchebagette, a douchebaguette is simply a French douchebag.

Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag.

Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.

Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.

by maxapo September 1, 2011

Douchebaggedy

to be like a douchebag; something a douchebag would do.

Man, that was so douchebaggedy!

by XchikaXchikaX September 11, 2005

douchebag

someone who tries to sing a song but doesnt know the words

that hunter fanton looks like a real douchebag when he tries to sing big green tractor by Jason Aldean

by tiberious longjohnson July 22, 2009

douchebag

A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.

That dude is such a douchebag....

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

Liberal douchebag

Another hateful term created by the Conservative Hate Culture.

Like other terms created to promote hate and prejudice against Liberals who decide to speak out in the Name of Freedom and Democracy, this term is nothing more than a conservative sucker punch. See Cheap-shot

This term is often used by, pseudo-patriots who are intolerant of free speech.

It looks like that pseudo-patriot just called me a Liberal douchebag... so much for the right to free speech.

BTW there is a space between Douche and bag.

by American_Patriot October 6, 2007

douchebag

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A stuck-up asshole.

1. Damn, she could use a douchebag...
2. Fuck you, douchebag!

by TylerDurden2001 February 6, 2003