Donkey dong

a large penis; a penis resembling a donkey's in size.

look at the donkey dong on dude.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Cow Dong

An extremely deformed penis, having gross pubic greasy hairs, liverspots, and very saggy testicles. Occasionally smells like sweaty man.

He looked pretty hot at first, but when i pulled it out of his pants, it was revealed that he had a cow dong.

by PRAZO50 January 20, 2009

Dong Mitten

Another word for vagina

Kevin wanted to get his dong in Ashley's dong mitten

by Ashleykme December 30, 2008

dong wipe

a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.

guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?

guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe

by pelican clip board February 9, 2010

dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

dong Kong

A sexual act where you are to eat panda express off of each other from top to bottom until you reach the vagina/penis.

I took my bae on a trip to DONG KONG last night, bruh.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

donga line

A line of dudes with their dicks in each other's asses. Kinda like a conga line but with buttsex

Yo, me Kevin, Dave, Bob, and Phil all made a donga line last night. It was okay, though, because I said no homo.

by Ry-BreaD November 16, 2016