ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.

Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.

by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010

Ditch-uation

Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.

Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"

by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011

dischinger

a nice,friendly,and sometimes lazy. they have lots of friends and never break apart. love everyone nomader who they are.

dischinger tall beast friendly loveable

by sticky gummy bear October 15, 2011

Ditch Lickers

Someone (usually female) who performs cuntilingus on another female.

those two lesbians theyre ditch lickers

by adhfisadhnoapsdn; February 14, 2012

Ditchbag

Noun. Someone who constantly fails to show up for dates or abandons their friends at a bar.
Similar to douchebag.

"Did Jesse leave without us AGAIN?"
"Yeah. She's such a ditchbag."

by dissonant October 23, 2011

ditch diving

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.

Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.

by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013

Dirsch

Shit, awful,

I got to take a massive dirsch
I played like dirsch today
The food smells like dirsch

by James Rosenblatt September 25, 2012