Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft

Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?

by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019

Doodoo dildo

When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.

The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.

I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.

by s7l May 12, 2012

Nebraska Dildo

The act of puting a condom over a corn cob and using it for sexual stimulation.

Stacy used a Nebraska Dildo because she lost her vibrator.

by loeff493 August 31, 2019

dildo bag

A dildo bag is a gaping, loose vagina.

Usually used as a derogatory term for a promiscuous female.

"Have you seen Adamina lately? She's become such a dildo bag."

by Savethedrapes July 2, 2014

The Dildo Sweats

When one breaks into an uncontrollable sweat from not using a dildo enough or not having enough sex; in other words, being sexually frustrated.

"Oh no! I've lost my dildo! Now I've got The Dildo Sweats again!"

Maria/Peter was so sexually frustrated that she/he got The Dildo Sweats every single day!

by Macaycay February 25, 2014

dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.

Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

Schrödinger's Dildo

When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.

Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!

by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020