dad lore

A story your dad tells you about his life before you were born

Kid: Dad, tell us some dad lore
dad: okay, I used to be a knife salesman and I accidentally cut myself. I went to the hospital and I actually sold a knife to the doctor

by notdickhead October 29, 2023

dad's army

Any group of elderly people working together for a common cause. Term derives from the title of the popular british sit com of the same name.

The average age of the workers was 67, they are a real dad's army.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Dad Breath

Horrendously nasty halitosis inherited as part of your genetic makeup. When your breath is so bad that it reminds you of your dad and your kids of their grandpa. Often worsened by the effects of alcohol, coffee, cigarettes, cigars, and / or dehydration - all of which you likely came by because of your father.

Holy smokes, Jeffrey, you've got some dad breath going there; please have some gum.

by Marcos 571 July 10, 2010

dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

by Tackettttt October 13, 2017

dad brown

the term for dad brown is in referance to the fact that as you get older the browner you balls get.

when i saw my dad when i was little he had dad brown balls, but mine were pink

by edgley June 20, 2008

dad rock

The standard set of albums from the 60s and 70s that every boomer likes. Boomers try to get younguns to listen to dad rock by loading up "best albums ever" lists with them. Dad rockers have no desire to listen to recent music and are stuck in the past.

Beatles, Byrds, Beach Boys, Dylan, Rolling Stones, Who, Zep, etc

by donth January 21, 2004

dad-body

Dad-Body

1. A body resembling a man who lives a sedentary lifestyle, flabby, usually comes with a keg gut. Sometimes can see penis, most of the time cannot. Body resembles his personality; dull, lifeless, and very conservative.

2. Once in shape, but clearly has lost most athletic properties. Best suited for sitting at a desk chair, possibly doing ones taxes.

Alex has a dad-body

by MikeMikeJoe September 2, 2013