2 definitions by notdickhead

Footdick

its a dick on your feet...

Her, Put your feet in my vagina
Him: ok
Her, why does it feel like a dick...
Him: I have footdick

by notdickhead January 7, 2023

dad lore

A story your dad tells you about his life before you were born

Kid: Dad, tell us some dad lore
dad: okay, I used to be a knife salesman and I accidentally cut myself. I went to the hospital and I actually sold a knife to the doctor

by notdickhead October 29, 2023