cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items

“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed

by GyatLord March 31, 2024

crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

glizzy crank

A crank for your glizzy

I cranked my glizzy with your glizzy crank and it was swag

by Mrs.Beast.FFZ July 5, 2022

cranking it

to sleep

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...

by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024

Crank

Slang term for a man's penis

Hey Shaun, is your crank still dripping that green shit???

by The Macho Man March 12, 2018

Crank

Crank means a really fye(fire) song & crankin means your crankin up, as in your blasting fye music

“this that Crank”
“Ong I’m cranked up rn”

by SOUTHERNSLANG09 January 19, 2022