Cryaotic (or Cry for short) is one of the sexiest men alive. His YouTube channel (ChaoticMonki) currently has 200,146 subscribers. He first started YouTube gaming in 2007, his first video uploaded on August 28. That day is a special day.. is it the day a legend was born. But the one thing that makes this sexy man beast special is that he doesn't show his face, only is heavenly voice. He wishes to remain anonymous and only go by the name Cry by his fan base. He has yet to show his true identity but that's what makes him as amazing as he is. He is also well known for his cartoon drawing of a figure known as the 'Sup' guy. Oh, and he loves tit's.
by MaggieMae135 October 9, 2012
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"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"
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Her status message was
"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"
and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/
"You mean like xkcd.com/177/ ?"
"Ha, Cryptaxkcdization!"
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Her status message was
"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"
and I immediately thought of xkcd.com/162/
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Bob jammed a cryoturd into the vehicle's tailpipe and thought to himself "Revenge is a turd served cold and then rapidly reheated".
by Coraline Mae September 26, 2012
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by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003
Get the Crystal Pepsi mug.Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.
"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"
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The band consists of Lord Worm (Dan Greening) - vocals, Alex Auburn - Lead and rhythm guitars and backing vocals, Josh Kramer - Lead and rhythm guitars, Stephen Chavis - Bass, Flo Mounier - Insane ass drummer, also backing vocals.
Lord Worm used to partake in a peculiar stage show of engaging in the activity of consuming worms, these would also occasionally be fed to mall goth's in the front row. He left the band in 1997 to teach English to adults, in most of his lyrics this is an obvious talent he beholds, he re-joined in 2003. He wields a mighty scream which he holds for 28 seconds in "Open Face Surgery" and grunts that are almost completely undecipherable.
Flo Mounier (Florient Mounier) is also another popular favorite of the band, the drummer, considered one of the best heavy metal drummers in the world reaching insane speeds with his double kick drum but still been able to keep a nice rhythm, could probably play just as fast using his nostrils. Also released his own drumming DVD (Extreme Metal Drumming 101) which includes drumming lessons and footage of him in his glory.
The band consists of Lord Worm (Dan Greening) - vocals, Alex Auburn - Lead and rhythm guitars and backing vocals, Josh Kramer - Lead and rhythm guitars, Stephen Chavis - Bass, Flo Mounier - Insane ass drummer, also backing vocals.
Lord Worm used to partake in a peculiar stage show of engaging in the activity of consuming worms, these would also occasionally be fed to mall goth's in the front row. He left the band in 1997 to teach English to adults, in most of his lyrics this is an obvious talent he beholds, he re-joined in 2003. He wields a mighty scream which he holds for 28 seconds in "Open Face Surgery" and grunts that are almost completely undecipherable.
Flo Mounier (Florient Mounier) is also another popular favorite of the band, the drummer, considered one of the best heavy metal drummers in the world reaching insane speeds with his double kick drum but still been able to keep a nice rhythm, could probably play just as fast using his nostrils. Also released his own drumming DVD (Extreme Metal Drumming 101) which includes drumming lessons and footage of him in his glory.
Did you see everyone beating the shit out of each other at that Cryptopsy concert?
I bought Flo's DVD, I can reach 1 200b/m on a tamborine now.
I bought Flo's DVD, I can reach 1 200b/m on a tamborine now.
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