soggy cookie

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it

Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2008

death cookie

A big ass chunk of hard snow, which you must avoid or jib off when snowboarding.

"Theres heaps of death cookies on that run"

by Ben Sinclair October 30, 2003

Cookies and cream

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.

I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.

by 3-BAG December 9, 2008

cookie duster

a moustache (a jocular term)

Be sure to keep that cookie duster trimmed.

by LightJoker April 9, 2006

COOKIE monster

Undoubtedly the BEST character on sesame street! The super cool dude with a great taste in food! I loved sesame street and it was all his doing! Fuck elmo! He sucks! What is everyones obsession with elmo? The cookie monster OWNS elmo. Elmo can go rot in hell!

"C is for Cookie!"
"It's all about the cookie, mmm, the cookie, yeah, the cookie!"

by Eleanor April 10, 2005

wolf cookies

Trash talking; a prelude to getting into a fight.

Man, Raymond rolled up on me and started selling wolf cookies and I was about to break my foot off in his ass!

by KDaddy923 September 14, 2006

soft cookie

a game which that involves masturbating in a group (circle jerk) over a cookie. The first person to blast jizz onto the cookie wins. The last person to blow their load eats the cookie, hence, soft cookie.

You lost faggot now eat that damn cookie.

Dude you better stroke harder or you will be eating that soft cookie.

Damn DK, you sure gobbled that soft cookie down.

by Gorby February 11, 2005