Jersey Condo

A New Jersey trailer, usually featuring mullets on a porch. beer can art is usually prevalent.

i saw his jersey condo on cops last week.

by rod111 March 26, 2008

human condom

Paris Hilton as it seems according to popular opinion this girl has had more cock that a battery farm

human Condom did you ever see that video what a dead fish...

by Brettimus January 15, 2007

condom

a rubber cover used for protection in a sexual interaction.
a rubber cover used to cover the penis in sex
somthing my brothe likes to blow up like a balloon and tie them togethere
to look like balls!!!!and another one for the penis

a."don't forget to put ur condom on jonny".
b.don't be such condom"

by mandi June 17, 2004

condom light

The small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.

Girl: Lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so I can see to put this on you.

Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.

by lucky 2007 December 28, 2007

condom

it is something that u put penis, it helps you not make baby's, because the partners vagina will open super wide in 9 months and a baby will pop out of it and scare everyone with its crazy yelling.

I put A condom on my erect penis so i didn't make a baby.

by jamie February 2, 2004

Concord, North carolina

tiny little town with a lot of excitement. small town drama don't get better than this. kind of like cheers, where everybody knows your name. the town keeps getting bigger and so does the talk. Half hour outside of Charlotte, North Carolina.

I'm in Concord, North Carolina and I don't ever want to leave.

by jessi_nichole October 4, 2008

jesus condom

a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.

so, basically, sex without a condom.

Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.

by asbo August 17, 2006