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catflap commando

A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.
Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando
by Davedawg April 15, 2007
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The Comatorium

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).
Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.
by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008
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620 Commandments

The 10 commandments, plus all the miscellaneuos rules set forth by God in Exodus. Pretty much, break one and you're screwed.
Guy: What are the 10 commandments?
Woman: What? There are 620 Commandments... too many to list.
by nontheist April 19, 2011
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Going Commando

If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.

It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.

Also a known cure for vpl.
"I'm gonna wear those really tight shorts and go commando to show off my bulge."
by Umbongo - England April 1, 2003
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red command

Is the biggest and the most ruthless criminal organization in Brazil.
Was founded by the alliance between top level criminals and former communist guerrillas in Rio de Janeiro.
Today, with an estimated revenue of more than 50 billion dollars, the Red Command is becoming one of the most powerful international criminal organizations, spreading pretty fast around Latin America and getting into the USA.
They are known by their extreme violence and by torture their enemies.
The term is used to define any group of people that are in criminal activity and have no fear or respect by the human life, any group of people that kills and tortures for fun.
"They formed a Red Command and are killing all the Cubans. You can see by the heads without eyes thrown on the street crossings and by the fetuses burning."
by Rogerio Lengruber October 8, 2007
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Commas

The hero of good grammer; it helps seperate the differences between college-level opinions & YouTube comments.
Man without commas we'd all be screwed because not only do commas help us create sentences but they stop sentences from running on but they help connect phrases that wouldn't normally be considered sentences. Thanks commas

WITH COMMAS

Man, without commas we'd all be screwed because, not only do commas stop sentences from running on, but they help connect phrases that would not normally be considered sentences. Thanks, commas.
by gr33kbo1 February 24, 2010
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m.c. bat commander

Awesome guy. Otherwise known as Christian Jacobs. Has appeared on various TV shows and movies but now he is the lead singer for a rad band named 'The Aquabats'.
by C'est moi. January 4, 2004
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