When a guy is in the shower and masturbates to relieve his sexual frustration.
(cleanest way ever...)
(cleanest way ever...)
(Over the Phone)
Jessica: "Boy you were in there for quite some time?"
Rick: "Yeah well i had to take a Cold Shower, because you were away in New York"
Jessica: "Are you really that horny?"
Rick: "Yeahhh"
Jessica: "Boy you were in there for quite some time?"
Rick: "Yeah well i had to take a Cold Shower, because you were away in New York"
Jessica: "Are you really that horny?"
Rick: "Yeahhh"
by coxSWAIN44 June 16, 2011
Get the Cold Showermug. The point when you're love runs out, someone is still loving you and that person is going to die because you have nothing left for them. When they die you are only restored to normal contentment.
by bushlight May 4, 2018
Get the Cold heartedmug. The opposite of a hot minute. A cold minute is a very short period of time, usually just a few days.
by HustlerNukka March 27, 2008
Get the cold minutemug. by Minnie.Babby September 8, 2010
Get the Cold Piecemug. To scar the skin using a metal instrument and a freezing substance, such as liquid nitrogen or a solution of alcohol and dry ice. The skin affected turns a bright white, as do the hairs which grow back in the area branded.
The ritual is less painful during the actual procedure, when compared to the norm of heated iron branding. The skin touched however, goes through a longer recovery and slight more pain after it is done.
It is also commonly referred to as a 'freeze brand', and is less practiced than it's heated cousin. Therefore, it will be harder to find someone who is willing to work on you.
The ritual is less painful during the actual procedure, when compared to the norm of heated iron branding. The skin touched however, goes through a longer recovery and slight more pain after it is done.
It is also commonly referred to as a 'freeze brand', and is less practiced than it's heated cousin. Therefore, it will be harder to find someone who is willing to work on you.
"So I heard you got a cold brand. Did it hurt?"
"It's a little sore now, but it wasn't that bad when the guy was doing it."
"Where can you get them done?"
"Well you can ask around the tattoo parlors or you can buy the supplies yourself. It's not very hard."
"It's a little sore now, but it wasn't that bad when the guy was doing it."
"Where can you get them done?"
"Well you can ask around the tattoo parlors or you can buy the supplies yourself. It's not very hard."
by MissMotionless April 24, 2010
Get the Cold Brandmug. The disgusting experience of having your hand doused in frigid water that has collected in the cap of a bottle of shampoo or body wash, and been sitting there overnight.
*a horrific scream is heard from the shower*
Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!
Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.
Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!
Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.
Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
by birdmilk July 25, 2012
Get the cold-cappedmug. 