clog

A person who thinks Dutch people always wear clogs.

"You're a clog!"
"I'm not a clog, you are!"

by Nanda September 11, 2004

cloister kitten

A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.

CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore"
You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten"

or

"Julie is a total cloister kitten"

by kitten2005 March 29, 2012

close-in

Near town or near the hub of activities. This is often used by realtors advertising apartments when they refer to a 'close-in' location.

Lovely studio apartment, close-in.

We camped close-in so using mass transit makes it easy to attend all of the festival events.

by rain-lover June 7, 2016

List Clogger

Lhist-Clog-ahh

Defined as someone with a big ticker; someone that loves their friends and family; someone that leaves nothing out there, maybe they don't have the follow through with it, but that doesn't matter because they got the passion. A list clogger is someone that loves havin' a good time.

Gorringe has been dropped to the fifths but he's good on the cordials and gets around the boys, absolute list clogger that bloke.

by Don'ttelldadigotdropped October 5, 2020

[Welly] and a clog on

A drunken stagger home when really pissed that seems to last forever as one leg is used to stay upright and the other is a stabiliser.

"I was that pissed last night I walked home like I had a welly and a clog on".

by Pinkfoot February 2, 2009

Closed Casket

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.

'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'

by BunDem Blaze October 1, 2014

Clohsasexual

Basically broken down into closet-sexual, refers to a man or woman that is married, has children, and is "in the closet" about his/her sexual feelings. Basically, a parent is a homosexual and people only assume since no confirmation has been given.

"Dude, look at that guy's flip flops. Those kids of his don't mean nothin'."
"Yeah dude, total clohsasexual."

by Ihaffa Bihgwon April 25, 2007