Hillary Clinton

a person who, if things keep going the way they are, will be living in the white house in 2008.

wife of former president clinton

by LARDY February 27, 2005

bill clinton

the closest we'll get to having a black president in the next 100 years.

yo dawg, that bill clinton is one of us niggaz. if we voted he would have won by even more.

by sam fryer April 14, 2004

cleptoflamia

The unconscious theft of Lighters. Also known as Cleptoflamamania.

Related: cleptopenia

I must have had cleptoflamia at that party last night, I came home with 5 lighters in my bag!

by LustStarrr May 10, 2011

Clifton steamer

like a cleveland steamer but you gorm while doing it.

man: i wanna do a cleveland steamer
woman: no do a clifton steamer. they look funny!

by ThessSteamer February 26, 2012

Claptrap

A girl that has been passed around so much that she is 100% infested with chlamydia and aims to spread it.

Michael : yo did you hear about Stevie
Jonny : Nah what happened to him
Michael : He hooked up with Gabby she's a total Claptrap
Jonny : damn I hope he gets through it :(

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts June 5, 2021

Bill Clinton

An amazing president with a less than amazing marriage.

Bill Clinton signed many laws that helped Americans in the Oval Office. He also fucked Monica Lewinsky in there.

by sahdood December 12, 2016

hillary clinton

The candidate that redneck conservatives love to hate, but don't know why.

The only candidate who has the support of the US military, and can actually bring the troops home and end King George's war. Has received more money and more support than any other candidate, democratic or republican.

Has a healthcare system designed to provide insurance coverage to EVERY American, but which is completely optional.

END "No Child Left Behind", another one of Mr. Bush's fuck-ups

Give marital rights to same-sex couples, has legislation that will allow you to give 'rights' to your mother, brother, life-partner, etc.

Fucking redneck: I HATE HILLARY!!
Someone who actually reads: Why?
Fucking redneck: Because. . . . uhhh . . . I HATE HILLARY!
Someone who actually reads: Yeah, that's what I thought

No one quite knows why they hate Hillary Clinton, they just hate her because it's the popular thing to do.

Got experience?

Read a book, you fucking rednecks.

by crzyhifi February 19, 2008