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Chodeliness 

Something someone has when they are a total douchebag and or acts like a chode
That guy had mega chodeliness.
Chodeliness by GR][M July 3, 2009
1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly
1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!
Chodely by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009

Chode Polishing 

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.
Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

Chode Canal 

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora
Dude, she had the loosest chode canal
Chode Canal by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011

Chode Slime 

Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.
"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."
Chode Slime by Capt Guillotine December 18, 2011
wow tom has a chode
chode by BrizFulgur June 12, 2015