The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously and are usually an absolute buzzkill.
Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.
Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.
"My sister lives in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."
by Android21A August 16, 2012
Get the sense of humor cancermug. When a black man fucks a white woman it leaves particles from the black mans dick inside the white woman’s vagina and the white woman will slowly start to see the symptoms of black dick cancer and will need to report to the er as fast as possible for immediate black dick cancer treatment
by Dr. Black Dick Cancer July 23, 2019
Get the Black Dick Cancermug. by danbrown4life January 27, 2008
Get the left buttcheek cancermug. The sickness that you get when a noob is so freakin noobie that you want to kill yourself, but you cant because you know you have to get to lvl 80!
by Brocklie February 22, 2009
Get the Noob Cancermug. Person 1: Bro you want to check out my new tiktok? It's some cool lip synci-
Person 2: That's just Stage 5 Cancer in disguise. No.
Person 2: That's just Stage 5 Cancer in disguise. No.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna November 30, 2020
Get the Stage 5 Cancermug. by Pat_the_Cat October 8, 2009
Get the Cancer Closemug. A vile creature. He is bald and full of buttery chub lard. He is currently fat and living around the Southeast Los Angeles area, specifially Whittier, California. He also has a shotgun wound to the forehead because someone once mistaked him for a zombie. He (or it) lurks in high schools and abandoned houses where asians clean constantly. His call can be heard miles away. His most heard one being, "FCD is here" FCD is the short way to see it. He is very dangerous and should not be taken lightly. If you call his name he will manifest as an inanimate object and do things to you that are far beyond inhumane. He usually envelops you with his fat or wraps his soggy nipples around you. I personally have spotted him along with my friends. Please be careful. FCD is all too real. Clingy. that is all.
*large bang in the basement and weird noises*
Jim: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve: Oh no, oh no!
Jim: What dude what's wrong?
Steve: Fat Cancer Dog is here! we gotta get outta here!
FCD: Clingyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >;)
*the two boys die horribly*
Jim: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve: Oh no, oh no!
Jim: What dude what's wrong?
Steve: Fat Cancer Dog is here! we gotta get outta here!
FCD: Clingyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >;)
*the two boys die horribly*
by ClingySantiago! August 27, 2011
Get the Fat Cancer Dogmug.