Brocklie's definitions

Noob Cancer

The sickness that you get when a noob is so freakin noobie that you want to kill yourself, but you cant because you know you have to get to lvl 80!

OMG! Shut up noob, you're giving me a case of Noob Cancer.

by Brocklie February 22, 2009

Noobness

The essence of noob.

You're full of noobness, noob!

by brocklie February 22, 2009

Butt Lag

When you buttocks is stuck to the leathery office chair, after a long night of gaming, creating a butt lag.

Ow! that was some serious butt lag.

by brocklie February 22, 2009