Stump bump

The erection caused by seeing an amputee

Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.

by Asexuals March 19, 2016

scooter bumping

The act of giving a girl with pig-tails anal in the doggy style position while riding her in a circle and pulling on her hair like reins.

"See her? She's into scooter bumping."

by MasterScootScoot March 3, 2014

The Jesus Bump

Noun

1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.

2. Christian dry humping

3. Mormon anal sex

4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.

Verb

-ed, ing

The act of doing any of the above

Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.

Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.

Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.

by Undercommons September 3, 2014

Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them

by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

Front bumping

Men who enjoy sword fighting or women who like to scissor.

Im very sore from all that front bumping last night. We should have tried sex instead.

by paul8m3 July 10, 2015

chump bump

A man bun.

Hipsters love to have beards and chump bumps.

by kriptonicvirus April 8, 2019

faby bump

Fake bumps commonly used by models to pose in maternity clothes and usually nowhere near the correct size.

That model's not pregnant, that's totally a faby bump.

by freddyflow November 21, 2013