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Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.
We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.
by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023
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God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
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Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it
*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(
by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024
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Too Blessed to Rest

You have worked so hard, both physically and mentally, to see the world in all its wonder that you can't stop now. Keep driving yourself to greater heights, fostering more fulfilling relationships, nurturing your inner peace, and experiencing overall soulful happiness. Not to be mistaken for monetary wealth this statement rides on gratitude for what you have been given and the ongoing journey we all have to keep that mindset.
I am so grateful for all the opportunities in my life, I am too blessed to rest.
by Dwayne DT May 8, 2024
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The “Blessed” Curse

A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.
The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.
by ItWasHenz’sFault May 8, 2024
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to bless the rains down in Africa

A desire for urophilia; sexual arousal derived from urination.

In this case, the practice of paying a prostitute (male or female) to urinate upon the subject.

The term derives from the 1982 hit 'Africa' by the American rock band Toto, which featured the chorus:

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo.
Mark: Man, I’m need to bless the rains down in Africa tonight, you know.
Jim: Shit, you going for more water sports with that hooker? I wouldn't pay to be pissed on bro.
Mark: Yeah, but I'm just weak for her bladder contents being poured on me. What's a guy to do?
by mackyaj December 28, 2024
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