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Happ-E Birthday 

A birthday wish when given in an electronic form, such as on a social networking website. In recent years happ-E birthdays have skyrocketed in popularity relative to face-to-face and telephonic birthday wishes because they require much less effort and can be given without having to awkwardly converse with the wish’s recipient or even remember their birthday. Unfortunately, happ-e birthdays are so easy to give that all 450 of your Facebook friends are obligated to post redundant messages on your wall on your birthday and if even one neglects to take part it constitutes a treacherous insult.
I logged on to Facebook this morning and saw that I had 7 happ-e birthdays to give so I called into my job and told them I’d be late.
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Platinum Birthday 

Your Platinum Birthday is when you are the same age as the year you were born.
In 2010, I'll be 55 years old and I was born in 1955. Enjoy your Platinum Birthday!

European Birthday 

What creepy ass Europeans offer you while drunk at Barbs. Oh college, what you put me through.
Drunk Europeans are scary especially when they offer you a European Birthday. What the fuck is that anyways!?
European Birthday by KarenBillyBob February 24, 2012

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday

Used to annoy someone or to say to somewhen there ‘caked’ (wearing a lot of makeup)

You get it cause you have cakes on brithdays “caked”
Happy birthday by Sarahxx__ October 26, 2018

13th birthday

Basically the day you lose your childhood innocence. You become to old to have fun and people start expecting shit from you. You become a teenager. Your parents realize you’re not their precious baby anymore so their tone towards you changes. You turn from a kid to a teenager. Your 13th birthday is the day you lose your childhood and start getting treated like a grown up. To all you twelve year olds, trust me, it’s not that great, all of us 13+ kids would love to go back to our childhood.
Your 13th birthday is the end of your childhood and the fun and innocence goes right away with it.

Happy inbetween birthday day 

When you and your friend's birthday's are five days apart. It is the day that is right in between.

My happy birthday 

When brian writes down my happy birthday in his agenda
My happy birthday by Ayyyydubs October 8, 2019