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blow the horse in my puss/ass

To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.
My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.
by Reek-the-Prick January 9, 2020
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Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.
"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"
by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020
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Blow a Hole In Your Pants

The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.
Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.
by JahbladeOnsword69 March 10, 2020
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Billwurtzesque

For when a short video or text strongly resembles something that would be created by Bill Wurtz.
Homie, that TikTok hit so hard, prolly cuz it was so billwurtzesque
by TestTester September 6, 2020
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Blow Chuck

When you vomit so much your initial vomit noise lasted 3+ seconds.
“Off a 3 night triple sendy bender and i still havnt blown chuck yet!”
“I ate so much i think i might blow chuck”
That bitch sucked my shit so good until she blew chuck on my shit
by Squigg1es July 10, 2021
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Blow Darting

When a girl takes a Tooth pick, and blows it down the urethra of a man.
"I heard you were Aztec, wanna try Blow Darting me?"
by Carter Grohall December 4, 2021
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Blow Joe Day

Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦
by Bigtiddies210 August 30, 2022
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