DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD

THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.

MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.

by BNEVILS September 30, 2008

Rape Beard

Pirate, rapist, and cousin of Blue Beard and Red Beard. Also, the great uncle of Captain Hook.

Look out, here comes Rape Beard!

Rape Beard: ARGGHHHH!

by Beard Rape August 25, 2009

Beard Goggles

When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.

Dude, Derek Anderson is so not hot. Take off those beard goggles.

by Pogonophile December 1, 2010

white beard

The art of cumming all over your partner's lower face regions, giving the impression of a beard.

Ew girl, you got a white beard, shave that shit!

by Captian Explicative August 4, 2006

beamin

to have deservedly aquired fame and/or prominence due to hard work. one who is beamin is enjoying life and their rise to good fortune. this is a metaphor comparing one to a firework or beam of light; bright, gaining attention, and full of life.

Lupe Fiasco's "I'm Beamin" (off of the album Lasers)

"They said my future was dark, see me now?
Just look around, I'm beamin
They used to talk when I wasn't around
(Lasers)
You see me now? I'm beamin"

by kickpush12319 May 4, 2011

Jesus Beam

Holy Beam of Light shooting down from the Heavens, normally as Shibuya's Composer's main method of attack.

Dude, did you just see Joshua use a Jesus Beam??

by shadowray7 December 22, 2008

Rape beard

a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.

Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl

Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl

EXAMPLE 2

You are under arrest- Cop

NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric

Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop

by IgotsumCRABZ June 24, 2009