Person 1: How are you feeling? I heard you were sick.
Person 2: I'm as healthy as a badger!
Person 1: That's not a saying you fuckin idiot.
Person 2: *goes on urban dictionary to write a definition*
Person 2: I'm as healthy as a badger!
Person 1: That's not a saying you fuckin idiot.
Person 2: *goes on urban dictionary to write a definition*
by gloplord August 9, 2023
Get the Healthy as a Badger mug.A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.
Bimbo: That fucking asshole!
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
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large pounding cock inside another mans anus banging hard against his hairy scrote sack while recieving a reach around!
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by Jack the Basher January 18, 2005
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Get the badgers tadger mug.A group of UW-Madison students who converted a short bus into a Wisconsin Badger football tailgating vehicle. They are also a registered Limited Liability Company with the state of Wisconsin.
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