Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009

Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick

by QuandaleDinglefan June 11, 2022

Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

Chasing a bald man

Beating your meat, masturbating

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!

by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is so vomit eeeeeee

by anonymous February 28, 2022

3d egg bald vomit

egg bald vomit in the third dimension

3d egg bald vomit is gyoulifp

by ACK shmo February 28, 2022

emily-bald

A single word, used by Yorgos Lanthimos. For the film Bugonia (2025), the director asked composer Jerskin Fendrix to create the film score in advance of production. Lanthimos did not provide the script, instead giving Fendrix only four key words to work with: "Bees. Basement. Spaceship. Emily-bald."

Producer and actor Emma Stone, whose real name is Emily, and whose head was shaved on camera during the film, has argued that "emily-bald" is in fact two words. However, Lanthimos insists that it is one word, and further claims that he only gave Fendrix four words, and not five.

"Bees. Basement. Spaceship. Emily-bald."

by setagneb November 19, 2025