Gag Bag

a white boy who vapes, is in AV club, or skateboards. would be a soft boi if he wasn’t so gag.
“i think that guy on the baseball team is super cute!”
yeah but he’s such a gag bag
by bcullers March 26, 2019
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bag of ferrets

utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control
'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'

'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
by Jondo March 04, 2008
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Durst-bag

One who acts like Fred Durst. They often use the middle finger to show you how they feel about you.
Chad is such a Durst-bag.
by itisnotme April 08, 2011
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Cleft Bag

any mild deformity of the scrotum particularly accented by an excessively stunted midline fibrous septum
Jim's shyness around women arouse from what he felt is a deformed bag, which his doctor called a "cleft bag"

guy1: Jim's got a fuicked up bag
guy2: what you mean? from an accident or sumthin?
guy1: no it's a cleft bag
guy2: what that?
guy1: kind of like Joaquin phoenix except on your bag
by tjspoker2 December 11, 2012
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bag of twat

A person who has no friends due to the fact that they are always being extra in their school work. Mostly used to describe an annoying "overachiever".
Uh, this dude is so extra, he's totally being a bag of twat right now. No wonder he has no friends.
by Un-overachiever December 17, 2016
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tool bag

a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools
the entire frat of pi lam at Widener University in Chester, PA
by beat up rapists at pi lam September 15, 2003
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bag it and tag it

put a condom on and have at it. a play on words from the CSI procedure whereby anything that may contain DNA is put in a bag and labeled. In this case, the bag containing the eventual DNA (jiz) is the condom, and tagging it means to have a go at the pussy.
Inebriated guy tells the wild party gal that "he would sure like to get some of that", nodding to her crotch.
She responds: "bag it and tag it", as she first nods to his cock and then to her snatch.
by pornhorn55 January 18, 2010
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