That awkward moment when.. 

The phrase used when someone is tryign to find a reason to post something completley stupid on facebook

The phrase can also be used to send a message to someone.

1. That awkward moment when.. your brushing you teeth and you manage to get toothpaste in your eye.
2. That awkward moment when you ex girlfriend relizes you had been cheating on her when you were going out.

That awkward moment when.. by whatyoutalkingabout December 4, 2011

ACS (awkward cadet syndrome) 

a horrible disease that causes cadets of both virginia tech, texas a&m and all the service academy to break out in invisible hives which prevents them from maintaining a normal conversation with a member of the opposite sex who is not a cadet, generally making the other person feel as though the cadet is incapable of social interaction and is very awkward.

girl: hey what's your name?
cadet: uhhhhhhhh i like pt and have a short haircut
girl: oh....thats great! (this guy has ACS (awkward cadet syndrome)
cadet:yeah.......uhhh i've got to go shine my shoes

ACS (awkward cadet syndrome) by jdubsvt12 March 1, 2010

Make awkward sexual advances not war 

that hot girl on the side of the urban dictionary page who is wearing the socialy awkward t shirts that we all want to fuck.

hey want to Make awkward sexual advances not war

Make awkward sexual advances not war by Make awkward sexual advances n May 28, 2009

Virtually Awkward 

Socially Awkward but in the virtual space

"The audio kept cutting in and out during the Zoom call and I had to keep repeating what I was saying. It was so virtually awkward."

Virtually Awkward by Unprofessional Linguist April 3, 2020

Hello Awkward 

1. A phrase used when something awkward happens and is usually accompanied by a pinky grab
2. The title given to a group of really sweet kids

"And if he tries to insult my religion: Pokemon, I'll rip my clothes off and beat the shit out of him" -Ashley
"HELLO AWKWARD" -everyone else

Hello Awkward by The Freaky One November 10, 2008

The Awkward Turtle 

A sex position in which the woman cocoons herself in a blanket with only her backside sticking out. The man's penis then enters her from behind. A good position while banging an ugly chick.

Paul found Mary very unattractive, but he was horny, so they just did the awkward turtle.

The Awkward Turtle by chemnerd101 September 15, 2009

Pretty Handsome Awkward 

A song by The Used that is rumored to be about Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, becuase of the fact that Bert McCracken (Lead Singer of The Used) and Gerard Way had a "Falling-Out".

Gerard McCracken...LOL! ...the good old days... although I luv the song Pretty Handsome Awkward...

Pretty Handsome Awkward by _music_luver_person_ February 22, 2009