Claim My Anus

Where you Slap someones anus the other person says CLAIM MY ANUS

man:you like huh *spanks da booty*
girl:uhhh ohh yea CLAIM MY ANUS

by GamingPlus August 23, 2016

Alabama Anus Buster

When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies

Aye what's up jusiah I had to call an ambulance after I hit that chick with tha Alabama Anus Buster

by Hurdle season November 30, 2016

oscillate my anus

This is a smart term for "Kiss my ass!" The word 'oscillate' means 'kiss' and the word 'anus' means 'ass'.

Bob: "You know fred your such a freak!"
Fred: "hey Bob, why dont you just oscillate my anus!!!!"

by ***<3*** July 1, 2008

there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 6, 2005

mianus [anus]

that sound you make when you inhale through your teeth

inhale through your teeth." mianus anus is gross"

by jimbo mcgee esquire October 20, 2007

shit stained anus

Person who uses too much toilet paper!

God Stella, how much paper - You have such a shit stained anus girl!

by Joey February 15, 2005

Anus cleaning showers

Anus cleaning showers, correctly known as bidet showers

Anus cleaning showers or Bidet shower. A small shower with a watere control trigger on the head which is fitted next to the toilet. Allows you to wash the anal area aftter defication

by bidet shower boy August 8, 2009