Combat Jerk

The act of masturbating while in close proximity to an un-knowing individual.

Conor, Dude i was totally combat jerking and my mom almost caught me...

by combat jerk master January 12, 2011

jerked off

The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual

this one's for you Melissa!

Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)

by D January 15, 2005

Slow Jerk

A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.

Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!

Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....

by FirstOneToPukeDrives July 13, 2009

Review Jerk

Review Jerk is the opposite of review bomb. Its when people/reviewers/critics /fans flood content with positive reviews to push their own woke agenda when the content was clearly bad. Also Review jerking is something that doesn't exist according to people who always use review bombing as an excuse when reviews can be jerked or bombed.

Look at how critics review jerked Masters of the Universe: Revelation and also said "Its an impressively loyal He-Man series"

by omegadespair August 2, 2021

Jerking off

The way that single dad males give themselves pleasure

Person 1: Did you hear him jerking off in his room last night?
Person 2: yea it was disgusting, he needs to get a girlfriend

by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

bunch of jerks

The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.

These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.

by Ostříž March 5, 2019

No Jerk January

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)

I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.

by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020