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Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft
Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?
by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019
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sparkling dildo

dude i got my brother a sparkling dildo to support him being a gay little bitch
by queefmasterblaster February 28, 2017
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Dildo Munch

The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.
Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.
by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010
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dildo bag

A dildo bag is a gaping, loose vagina.

Usually used as a derogatory term for a promiscuous female.
"Have you seen Adamina lately? She's become such a dildo bag."
by Savethedrapes July 2, 2014
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Dildo dancer

A dancing dick with a crowd of anal wanters🍆💦
Wow did you see that dildo dancer today?

No but I want to!!

But your not an anal wanter sooo...
by Makaylabitch930 March 25, 2016
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The Dildo Sweats

When one breaks into an uncontrollable sweat from not using a dildo enough or not having enough sex; in other words, being sexually frustrated.
"Oh no! I've lost my dildo! Now I've got The Dildo Sweats again!"

Maria/Peter was so sexually frustrated that she/he got The Dildo Sweats every single day!
by Macaycay February 25, 2014
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Schrödinger's Dildo

When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.
Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!
by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020
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