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Comfort Zombie 

A person who has given up a real life full of risk, reward and personal growth for the comfort of 500 channels, a super-sized diet and a beige, velour recliner. They sadly believe that comfort, ease and the avoidance of pain are the most important things in life.
Nah, they're not interested in learning anything. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.
Comfort Zombie by kabukulator October 1, 2010
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Fashion Zombie 

Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!
I was just raped by this totally hot fashion zombie.
Fashion Zombie by Doody Grese October 18, 2010

Swag Zombie 

People who hang around booths at conventions to get free stuff.
Dude, those swag zombies totally took that shirt I wanted.
Swag Zombie by ZmbieJesus September 15, 2011

Netflix Zombie 

A person who has lost themselves in the world of Netflix, and lost all contact to the world around him/her, and try to "infect" others by sharing movies and tv-shows they have seen on facebook etc.
"Dude i haven't herd from Timmy in months what happened to him?"

"He went netflix zombie on us bro"
Netflix Zombie by Torai February 2, 2013

Sugar Zombies 

Sugar Zombies are hybrid human/zombies. (They are initially discovered in 10 Z.A., ten years after the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.)
Sugar Zombies survive on a sugar water solution.
Sugar Zombies by Sugar Zombies October 12, 2013

swamp zombie

An unresponsive sex partner found in the bayous of Louisiana who makes unappealing loud moans constantly, not necessarily during sex.
I don't know if *it* was a man or woman, but it was a total swamp zombie.
swamp zombie by swampzombiefetish January 23, 2014

DCI Zombie 

A BDCI Zombie/B is any individual who is unconditionally loyal to Drum Corps International and its founders and supporters(qv) and holds an unshakeable belief that the drum and bugle corps activity began at its founding in the early 1970s.

A DCI Zombie may vaguely comprehend some realization that drum and bugle corps and competitions did indeed exist in quantity prior to DCI, but quickly dismisses all pre-1970 corps activity, history and personalities as non-relevant and unimportant.

DCI Zombies are highly protective of their parochiality, and usually any mention of the earlier, pre-DCI massive nationwide Golden Age popularity of drum corps in comparison to the severely-shrunken activity as it currently exists is quickly met with highly-defensive justifications usually based on personal loyalties.
(Also see "The DCI Lie".)
"She tried telling those DCI Zombies that we used to pull 40,000-plus fans every weekend all over the country back in the Golden Age, but they still thought that their 2,000-something was a good crowd."
DCI Zombie by GeorgZnaeym August 20, 2006