fucking windows 

An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.

(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"

(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"

fucking windows by b1nary.atr0phy February 3, 2012

but it has Windows Vista!

Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.

Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."

but it has Windows Vista! by Yams August 4, 2007

Steamy Windows

When a girl is wearing glasses and you cum in her eye and watch her glasses steam up that is now what you call steamy windows

Oh lads I shot my load last night and the bitch couldn't see because she had steamy windows

Steamy Windows by Mr Fox 91 March 9, 2020

Activate windows 

Going into settings and activating it

Activate windows already KSI!

Activate windows by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020

Big Windows 

Relating to a person who is extremely wealthy and has a big house, usually with a negative connotation.

Origin: Comes from the idea that stuck-up rich people look out of their big windows at the poor people milling about on the streets doing poor people things.

Marissa: Oh man! My dad only got me a 72" flat screen tv instead of a 108". What a jerk!

Kyle: Jeez, Marissa. Talk about Big Windows. Get off of your high horse.

Big Windows by vivaladsistance June 27, 2011

Broken windows 

Crystal meth

“That dude got caught selling broken windows”

Broken windows by Smegstain October 3, 2018

Shrimp windows

Open-toed shoes

Man, that girl better be careful with those shrimp windows! Someone's foot fetish is kicking in!

Shrimp windows by Con Broatsy July 26, 2019