pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

Watermelon

what you can mouth if you are pretending to fake whisper and then laugh like a heyena.

"i was just watermeloning."

by I make Definitions Bree March 2, 2022

A watermelon

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.

“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”

by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

Watermeloning

Verb: To get addicted to the Japanese Puzzle video game, Suika Game

Tem has been Watermeloning on Suika game for 50 episodes straight

by PigWithAJaccet November 24, 2024

watermelon

Khloe Kardashian made up the word. It means cool or good

"dude that salad place is soooooo watermelon"
"and i oop sksksksks"

by catachaser69 May 7, 2025

watermelon

A food that is very tasty to people especially those loud basketball lovers. It is mostly put together with Kool-Aid and Chicken.

"Mhm don't you love that watermelon donquirious"

by blackbasketballlover December 3, 2023

Watermelon.

And adjective, its used to describe something good while being fresh at the same time. It can also be used to describe something that's not watermelon. #save the watermelons

And adjective, its used to describe something good while being fresh at the same time. It can also be used to describe something that's not watermelon. #save the watermelons

Examples: Wow, That's so watermelon!
Ugh, This is so not watermelon!

by *Not Frank And Karina May 30, 2019