by Garamararambraramanmararaman June 19, 2024
Get the wit no rsn mug.Someone online who excels at insulting people, typically your local Social Media Troll or some guy with a big ego and anger issues you met in some Video Game.
by frnchfrie5 November 24, 2023
Get the Master of acid wits mug.A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.
Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.
by QuacksO November 27, 2023
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Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!
Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!
Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!
by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023
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Get the Wit mug."Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"
An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.
Derived from Jehovah's Witness.
An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.
Derived from Jehovah's Witness.
No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!
Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!
Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!
by Banderhausen Hösenflausen July 6, 2023
Get the Torvalds' Witness mug.noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
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