whale ho

Verb: A shout usually given to express a FAT ASS MOTHER FUCKER is in the building

-Yo Sly Hoody J
--What up maaaaan
-WHALE HO, watch yo back


-Yo you seen Patricia
--HELL YEA, WHALE HOOOOOOO

by TRICKY_T January 27, 2009

Whale Jaw

adj. when someone's pants are so tight that the middle seam of the jeans get sucked into the buttcrack,clearly lifting and separating both cheeks.

Also, closely associated to, or may result from a whale tail.

That girl's jeans were so tight, not only did this girl have a camel toe, but she was rockin' a whale jaw in the back.

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan December 1, 2009

Little Sperm Whale

Little Shits on the shore

"Little Sperm Whales on the fucking shore"

by YeboyWithAHugeOne July 25, 2016

nuke gay whales for jesus

A catch phrase designed specifically to offend everybody in the room.

The party had way too many stuffy arrogant bastards and besides it was time to leave, so I ripped off a few nuke gay whales for jesus rants and showed myself to the door.

by Big Game Dave August 28, 2007

squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.

Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!

by slole1 October 15, 2011

Wholetime

A term used in place of forreal or actually. Widely used in the DMV area.

ay bruh you tryna make some moves?
sahn, wholetime i'm boutta hit the mall.

by Brodysseus October 18, 2010

Dying Whale Noises

When one is so overcome with emotion that he or she makes a noise akin to a whale getting stabbed through with a hot poker and dragged several miles by a racing speedboat before getting forcibly beached onto a remote island where the beach has sharp, pointy rocks instead of sand.

Alternatively defined as: Regular whale noises amplified in a sobbing manner by an emotionally compromised human being.

Your favorite character in that show you've been watching for five years dies at the end.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
or
Your celebrity crush bumps into you in a coffeeshop AND ACTUALLY CARESSES YOUR ARM and smiles at you and everything.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-

by DGMerls February 6, 2013