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Walmortified

The condition when you are both disgusted with the Class of shoppers at Walmart AND realize you are shopping at Walmart too. You too are one of the smelly Walmart people.
I walked past a woman shopping at Walmart and was overwhelmed by the smell of cigarettes and sweat. I was disgusted mortified and aware of the stereotype of people who shop at Walmart. Then it happened, I was Walmortified when I realized that I was shopping at Walmart too.
by Luke812 October 18, 2018
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Wal-Mart Version

Term used to describe an uglier doppelgänger.
Fan 1: Did you know that SGP are the Warriors too?
Fan 2: Yeah but SGP is the Wal-Mart Version of us.
by Martin_Barstool September 29, 2021
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North of the Wallmart

The imaginary store in Game of Thrones where the White Walkers bought those huge, dragon raising chains
They’re using four chains to raise that dragon out of the ice water. Must have been a sale at the North of the Wallmart
by RockoRoll May 30, 2019
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Wal-Mart

A dumb-ass store where people go to get cheap shit for more than it's worth. Usually, ghetto-dwellers and rednecks come for the super-clearance specials.
Wal-Mart: Pure cheap evil.
by insanelinkinparkchick December 18, 2004
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Wal Mart

by Anonymous April 5, 2003
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c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart

Translation: It's not a church here you are at Wal-Mart.
Said when you shop at Wal-Mart and you know they use 3rd world child labor and dont particularly care.

It's not a church here, you are in hell....we are all going to hell in a hurry anyways you can exploit at will.
regarde la belle chemise designer dans le rack avec le bonhomme jaune juste 1,49$...comment y font?

Ostie!c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart
by notSmiley February 1, 2006
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wal mart

a store where cheap ass people shop at.
guy 1: dude, i need to buy some clothes
guy 2: lets go to the mall
guy 1: naw, i dont have a lot of money
guy 2: i guess we're off to wal mart
guy 1: good choice!!! they ALWAYS HAVE LOW PRICES
by Sergei A December 28, 2005
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