No wackers

Same as «no worries». Aussie expression which derives from «no wucking furries».

John: I wont be able to make it tonight
Dave: Ahhh no wackers mate.. next time...

by toddaroo October 30, 2005

Wackin' the Dilly

Used to describe when one is sitting around doing nothing. Usually in reference to masturbating. Stroking the cock, massaging the giggle stick, getting your groove on with your hand, flicking the wrist, masturbating.

Wackin' the Dilly: Dude, are you going to do anything today or are you going to sit around Wackin'the Dilly?

by Becky and Jess August 20, 2007

Weed Wacker

Weed Wacker: when a male's erected penis continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during sex.

The male with his erected penis will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.

Man: Oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?!
The Girlfriend: Yay! I've been waiting a long time for this!

Bill: Ow... My penis hurts from the weed wacker...
Jim: What did you do?
Bill: Don't worry about it.

by myballshurtalot March 9, 2010

Twacked, cracked and totally wacked

A gtarded tweeker who no longer can differenciate between fact and fiction. You will usually find them naked hiding from the imaginary cops or ninjas that are out to get them.

Is the poor girl still dating Jonathan? No man, he is sure twacked, cracked and totally wacked.

by The Hot Bitch May 21, 2007

environmentalist wacko

A radical person (usually liberal or a hippie) who deliberately takes extreme actions in order to "save the environment", when there are already processes underway and have been underway for many years now.

the hippie environmentalist wacko actually lived in a tree for 3 years to keep it from being chopped down.

by A Midwestern Christian May 24, 2005

wackathon

A very long masturbation session, usually with more than one participant.

Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Lance Wackerle

The act of penetrating or attempting to penetrate the anal orifice of any living creature and occassionally inanimate objects such as toilet paper roll tubes or small dead children.

"Would you mind if I Lance Wackerle your ass, I'm feeling kinda sexy".

by Mr Zuchinnibrain February 21, 2012